About: maffmatics
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- Maffmatics originally honed his cynical and depressed world view in New England, but since then he has traveled the world extensively via all four seasons of No Reservations. He has currently retired to the fine city of Chi where he plans to spend his nights waiting on you and living life like an early 90's R&B song. So if you need him, he can be found smacking, flipping and rubbing it down. Either that or he's getting you motherfuckers some more ranch dressing.
Posts by maffmatics:
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May 27, 2008 OVER/UNDER: Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill
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May 11, 2008 Music To Get You Psyched For Your Mother’s Day Shift: Brujeria-”La Migra”
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April 26, 2008 “The Stephanie Izard Rumors” TGI McFunster’s Reacts: Maff edition
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April 17, 2008 If Celebrity Chefs Were Superheroes (Marvel edition)
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April 13, 2008 Miss Saigon? Not so much, I guess.
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April 11, 2008 Sadly, this is not all that uncommon an experience…
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April 11, 2008 Well done, sir!
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April 8, 2008 We’ve both made our choices…
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Christ.
Another fucking food blog? All about snarky theme restaurant waiters insulting the cuisine world? Oh, THAT'S original... -
Recent
- Top Chef BCS Rankings: Week Eleven
- OVER/UNDER: Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill
- Music To Get You Psyched For Your Mother’s Day Shift: Brujeria-”La Migra”
- Music To Get You Psyched For Your Weekend Shift: Bjork- “Declare Independance”
- Yeah, that’s Lincoln Park all right.
- Top Chef BCS Rankings: Week Nine
- The Civilian’s Guide to Server Lingo: “The Well”
- OVER/UNDER: Cabbage & Condom Restaurant and Safe Sex Museum
- Happy Cinco De Mayo, Gringos!
- This Cartoon Adequetely Explains Why I Live In Chicago
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