All right, blogging while working two jobs a piece and still having a dating life is hard for both of us. And besides, no one really reads this crap anyway. But like slaves to tradition, our dark march lumbers on.
(DEEZ NUTS!)
1- Stephanie
Projected Bowl: “Future Ex-Mrs. PB” Bowl
Let’s see… low cut blouse showing cleavage? Hair all done up nice? Leather fuck me boots? Oh yeah, that sound you just heard was my penis exploding.
2- Richard
Projected Bowl: “Gastropubs are Trendy but Good” Bowl
And again Richard is putting on a clinic on how to win on this show. Be good, don’t get too crazy with any of the food, and just cook instead of mugging for the camera. His idea (at least they edited it to make it look like his idea) to dial down the “fine dining” aspect and instead pretend to be a bar that served fancy food was brilliant. If only he was anywhere near as hot as Stephanie, we would consider ranking him higher.
3- Antonia
Projected Bowl: “Please, Please, Please Pick Her Over Lisa” Bowl
The dark horse here. She sort of treaded water for a few weeks, but now is looking strong.
4- Dale (ELIMINATED)
Projected Bowl: “They ALWAYS get rid of the Executive Chef of the losing kitchen” Bowl.
NOOOOOOOO! Just when I started to finally like you! At least you’re light years better than…
5- Lisa
Projected Bowl: “EVERYONE on that show hated you!” Bowl
How in the fuck did you get this far? And…
6- Spike
Projected Bowl: “Another Week of this Asshole? Really?” Bowl
Seriously, how in the fuck did you get this far? I can’t even BEGIN to discuss this rationally. I heard a rumor that the top four had two women and two men in it this year which means Spike is probably in. This is a worse miscarriage of justice than when Marcel beat Sam out for 2nd in Season Two.
This comment is unrelated to the above post. I just wrote it to make you check the page and perhaps update it with a story or two. It doesn’t have to be a mulit-course meal of a post, a few sentences making fun of co-workers/customers will do just fine. aaaaaand go!