In “OVER/UNDER”, the editors of TGI McFunster’s review a different theme restaurant, estimate the over/under of the length of time we could last into a shift there, and what the method of termination would be. This week we look at Toby Keith’s I Love This Bar and Grill in Oklahoma City where, according to the website, you can “Enjoy over 100 pieces of Toby Keith memorabilia including signed guitars, platinum records and clothing Keith wore in videos. Take a seat on one of our “Redneck Loveseats” and get ready to Love This Bar and Grill!”
maffmatics: I can’t shake the feeling that if I don’t work here, that somehow I’m not supporting the troops and I’m not a true American. Besides, this is clearly an upgrade over John Cougar Mellencamp’s “Our Country All You Can Eat Buffet” which I have been working at for the past three months. So I say I’ll make it a solid year.
pb: After about a month, I think the drive to step in front of a speeding train would overwhelm me. And it’s hard to wait tables when every bone in your body is shattered.
