Around these parts, we work at a theme restaurant, so we may know a thing or two what the pubic wants from its wacky dining experiences. Here is a great new idea we think is going unused:
WU-TANG CLAN… THE DINING EXPERIENCE!
SLOGAN: “Quality family fare at reasonable prices? That ain’t nuthin’ to fuck wit’!”
CONCEPT: Combines everyone’s love for fresh and well-priced casual dining with the realist in East Coast hip hop. A “win-win” for everyone!
THE HOOK: A special “early bird” menu for seniors AND an award winning kids menu (Try the Ol’ Dirty Bastard Chicken Tenders with our special Staten Island Honey Mustard dipping sauce! Because ODB is for the children!)
SOME FAVORITE DISHES:
-Specialty Drinks: “The Five Percenter Margarita”! We used Supreme Mathematics to find just the right combination of Tequila, Lime Juice, Triple Sec, and our own special sour mix to tickle your taste buds! Also comes in Inspectah Deck (Melon), RZA (Raspberry) and GZA (Mango) varieties!
-Appetizers: “Method Man’s Fried ‘Cheese’ Wagstaff” Farm fresh Buffalo mozzarella, deep fried to a golden brown. Now It’s our time. Mines and yours!
-Entrees: Ghostface Killah’s Fishscale Fish and Chips! We start with freshest tilapia and fry up some of the tastiest fish sticks you ever had! It’s Mighty Healthy!
-Desserts: “The Gravel Pit” We take a whole heap of Dippin’ Dots (gravel) and coat that sucker in hot fudge and butterscotch! The ice cream of the future just got more delicious!
