Around these parts, we work at a theme restaurant, so we may know a thing or two what the pubic wants from its wacky dining experiences. Here is a great new idea we think is going unused:
Swayze Crazy!
Slogan: “You’ll… Have… The time of your life!”
Concept: A fun themed steakhouse that has something for every Swayze fan, from “Skatetown, U.S.A.” to “Powder Blue”!
The Hook: Patrick Swayze impersonators would be expected. Also, slightly creepy with his recent health setbacks. So, instead, we’re getting Jennifer Gray to come to every franchise for at least one weekend out of every year. I also don’t mean an impersonator, either. I mean the actual Jennifer Gray. My gut says she’s available.
Some Favorite Dishes:
- Speciality Drinks: “Red Dawn” Bloody Marys- We use only the finest of premium vodkas to mix in with our “special” mix. You might even say the secret ingredient is Deer Blood!
- Starters: “Road House” Wings- So hot, you’ll want to save time by carrying around your own medical records. It’s served with Blue Cheese and Celery and no substitutions. It’s Swayze’s Way, or the Highway!
- Entrees: The “Dirty Dancing” Burger- We start with three quarters of a pound of choice USDA beef, hot off the grill, and melt (just like you melted at the end of this movie) a big hunk of pepper jack cheese with carmelized onions on top. Your choice of fixin’s! Nobody puts this baby in a corner!
- Desserts: “Ghost” Chocolate Mousse Sundae- This decadent treat tastes like it came from beyond the grave! One of our servers comes by tableside and with a potter’s wheel and stands behind you to help you serve the dish up. Righteous Brothers $0.50 extra.
(Get well soon, Patrick!)
“Pan-created” breakfast scramble?
No dish inspired by the late, great Jeff Healey, the best blind guitar player to ever play along side The Swayz? I’m thinking he deserves at least an appetizer. Or maybe the Angel Eyes, a delicious cocktail made from Skyy, Triple Sec, Blue Curacao, pineapple and apple juices garnished with a rhubarb stalk, two lemon wheels and a peperoncini.
Also, I would like our servers to incorporate the Roadhouse tagline “The dancing’s over. Now it gets dirty.” their greet.